Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I remember as a kid, my father got sacked from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home the signs were all there.

[1ozzy]

Except this one Hoppy
https://ibb.co/FnNgSPQ

[Hopkirk]

You're making me feel jumpy.

[DTCwordfan]

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51360122040_66bf29a1d5_b.jpg

[DTCwordfan]

the sign above was in the Eye this week - I guess a long stay is somewhat predictable

[Hopkirk]

Brilliant.

More please.

[mallyh]

ozzy there's a really funny sign in Queensland of a cassowary ,before and after .i can't do links x

[William51]

From on the road he had to hit the road!.

[Patsy33]

Did you tell yourself it was probably just a load of bollards?..

[Hopkirk]

Turns out my Dad has no barriers

[Spicerack]

Grit your teeth and say nothing. He might leave you the roller.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol!..

[Spicerack]

Tar, Hopkirk. Good pick.