There Was An Old Man Called Putin.

[William51]

There was an old man called Putin, who went on a country lootin", .... .... ..... .

[Ken4155]

"There was an old man called Putin
Who went on a country lootin'"He badly assessed
The response of the West
Who gleefully put the boot in

[William51]

There was an old man called Putin who thought he was going to win, he must be brain dead if he thinks he is ahead, he must be on the gin.

[DTCwordfan]

Limericks about Putain I cannot compose,
With noxious Rusky farts in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Cos a bomb blew off their butts and toes.

[DTCwordfan]

Vladdy Putin is no doubt thrilled
By the Ukraini mayhem he’s wrought; he’s fulfilled
His dream to install
Truss the Puppet, who’ll he brawl
And defile, as democracy’s well and truly killed.