Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

It's sad that so little is made in the UK any more.

I just bought a radio and it says "built in antenna"

I don't even know where that is.

[1ozzy]

And where is microphone?

[Hopkirk]

He's gone on holiday.

[1ozzy]

Off air?

[Hopkirk]

Yes, off Ayr. The Isle of Arran to be precise.

[mallyh]

not sure if this joke will get a good reception x

[mallyh]

it is a shame more things aren't made in the UK, it hertz x

[1ozzy]

Get yer coat Mally...

[bobbinwales]

Bye mally. I'll give you a short wave as you go.
I remember when a tranny was something you asked for for your birthday

[1ozzy]

Secrets are supposed to be kept Bob.

No supper for you!

[Canary42]

You can't believe product labels these days - I bought some cups which were labelled Made in China when it was obvious they were made in plastic !

[mallyh]

ozzy and bobbin you can't be serius :-( x

[Patsy33]

Don't worry, I'm sure it will be a sound investment..