My Youth Leader Can't Stop Passing Gas On Zoom. What Can I Do?

[Postivity2021]

My youth club leader can't stop passing gas on Zoom. I think she told another leader and she didn't want us to know that she couldn't stop, and they hide it from from us. I think she can't control it and her gas is smelly. What can I do?

[douglas9401]

The fact that it's on Zoom is one of the few benefits of COVID.

[douglas9401]

As to what you can do, make like Bill Clinton and don't inhale.

[Neveracrossword]

If it's via Zoom, HOW can you smell anything?

[Togo]

Alert the Germans they are short of gas at the moment. They won't mind the smell and will be able to control it with their engineering skills.

[gness]

I know how you feel, Positivity. I hated when my beer drinking cousin burped constantly during a lockdown Zoom call.
Douglas advised me then and I spent most of the call not inhaling. It's all you can do I'm afraid.

[Bobbisox1]

How can you smell a fart on Zoom????

[gness]

You just need a vivid imagination, Bobbi... ;-)

[Bobbisox1]

Errr Okayyy, :0)))

[DTCwordfan]

When a youth leader passes gas
The Germans, they want to tax the gas from her ‘ass’
A cow passes 4 tonnes of methane each year
Just imagine the income from your youth leader's rear!

[Peter Pedant]

hold your breath

[bednobs]

the answer is in the question. If they CAN'T stop, what are you expecting to do about it?

[choux]

DTC, don't be a smart party-fants, methane from cows is a result of their belching ;)
https://climate.nasa.gov/faq/33/which-is-a-bigger-methane-source-cow-belching-or-cow-flatulence/

[Paigntonian]

Unreal.

[smurfchops]

Stupid question. Another fake ‘person’ ??