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Two Irish Jokes
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site when a slate falls down slicing off Paddy's ear.
Murphy finds it and says to Paddy "is this yours Paddy"?
"No" says Paddy, "mine has a pencil behind it".
Paddy is doing some roofing jobs for Murphy
He nears the top of the roof and starts shouting down to Murphy "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've gone all dizzy". Murphy asks "'ave yer got vertigo, Paddy"?
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner".
Murphy finds it and says to Paddy "is this yours Paddy"?
"No" says Paddy, "mine has a pencil behind it".
Paddy is doing some roofing jobs for Murphy
He nears the top of the roof and starts shouting down to Murphy "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've gone all dizzy". Murphy asks "'ave yer got vertigo, Paddy"?
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner".
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