Two Irish Jokes

[Hazlinny]

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site when a slate falls down slicing off Paddy's ear.
Murphy finds it and says to Paddy "is this yours Paddy"?
"No" says Paddy, "mine has a pencil behind it".

Paddy is doing some roofing jobs for Murphy
He nears the top of the roof and starts shouting down to Murphy "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've gone all dizzy". Murphy asks "'ave yer got vertigo, Paddy"?
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner".

[galasalmon]

Very good .Enjoyed the jokes.