Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I spent yesterday morning building a time machine, so that's four and a half hours of my life I'm definitely getting back.

[1ozzy]

My great great great grandparents owned a time machine.

They called it a clock.

[Bazile]

Bye bye for now.
See you last week

[Patsy33]

Just think, if you took longer, say, 19 1/2 hours more, you could have an whole day to play with!..

[Ken4155]

You already told us this next Thursday.