Snake Venom.................
One day, a happy couple Bob and Mary were walking down a forest track when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Bob's leg and bit his dick.
Since no one was around for miles Mary called a hospital on her mobile phone and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help, my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis"
The doctor told her "Ma'am, your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself"
Mary asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom"
The doctor says "Sorry there's nothing we can do"
Mary goes running to her boyfriend and when she gets there, Bob is in such pain says"So what did the doctor say?"
Mary says "Doctor said your gonna die"