Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I told my wife when I die, I'd like to die having sex.
She "at least it will be quick".

[rowanwitch]

A man said to his mate. I had sex with my new partner last night. That's half an hour of my life wasted
His mate replied. Bloody hell half an hour. now many times did you do it?

[murraymints]

hmmmmm