Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.

[johnny.5]

di d you tell her it was ill eagle?

[murraymints]

hmmm.. coat !

[bobbinwales]

Don't crow about it

[johnny.5]

do you take terns at blocking each other ?

[10ClarionSt]

..........and don't chicken out.

[johnny.5]

..........And don't let it become a birden!

[DTCwordfan]

I'm going to duck this one as it's too cheep.

[Hopkirk]

I know she likes birds because I heard her talking about her thrush.

[Ken4155]

Has she also 'unfollowed' you on Twitter? If not, i find your story a little hard to swallow.

[Ken4155]

Wren she blocked you, was she swift in letting you know? If so, you really shouldn't grouse about it. I know it's ruff, but taking revenge on your chick isn't the answer. Don't rail against it, stay mute, swan about the house as if you're veery happy. Won't be long before she unblocks you and you'll be as happy as a lark.

[Bazile]

Sounds familiar

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1524613.html

[johnny.5]

What Was The Worst Thing About Prison For You?
Jailbird puns

[ZebuSanctuary]

@ Bazile 09.33

Are you saying Hoppy is a Parrot?

[Patsy33]

Does she always take a snipe at you?..

[jno]

what a bustard. Ask her "Vulture do that for?"

[johnny.5]

no shag for you then