Valentine Love Is All Around

[Hazlinny]

Good Morning and Happy St. Valentine's Day to one and all. Are you all ready to go-go-go? Having said that, please don't all rush at once to post your entries as we wouldn't want to crash the site or set it on fire with your wild desire! Entries close at 23.00 tonight and the names of the two winners will be posted at 12 noon tomorrow. The judge's decision is final.

[DTCwordfan]

Here are my three entries - Have a lovely V-Day - to all the gals that is.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re sticky like Loctite,
And I’m glued to you.

Cherries are red,
Peas are green.
You’re the first AB Valentine
I’ve ever seen.

Aubergines are purple,
Lemons are yellow.
You’re soft and cuddly,
Like a Cornish marrow.

Any colour or flavour is fine,
If you’ll just be my AB Valentine.


Or

Roses are rusty red,
The flowers are flaccid and wilted.
You’re dry and floppy like an Ab Editor,
It’s really no wonder you’ve been jilted.


Or

Valentine’s Day, the time to find the right AB girl for me
I thought how hard could it be?
I just have to find an AB gal a similar age to me
but of all the gals out there - just so many.
Hell of a poser - I don't know how to find the key,
so I decided to come up with a gaming strategy.
Note the things that I want her to be, the AB girl I could marry,
she must be a cutie and have the perfect body.
Pasta, Gness, Minty, Lady CG and J – all lovely and crazy.
Pasta - if I feel hungry I could eat her dishes – she’s a cook and handy.
Gness - if I’m down and alone, she’s sure to cook up something funny.
Lady CG – ‘what’s for dinner?’ and the bottle of vino… there go my kidneys.
Lady J – a stunning mug pressie that makes my AB coffee nice and tasty.
Minty – forget Queen Nicola, she’s really Scotland’s First Lady.
Then there’s Tilly, Horseshoes, Pixie, Albs and, bless her, even Naomi
Jourdain, Bobbi, RH, Barmy Barmaid, Barsel, Prudie and Dottie Lottie
and plenty more - some of whom, alas, have become a distant memory.
Whenever I try to say to them "Have some mercy,"
they say, "You’ll be barred for being too naughty and randy -
like the time with Pinkie on Mad Over 50s- tailcocks and volley-vonts,
Ed will have you on another week’s suspender,
so forget us - you may well just as surrender.”
Choosing the right Valentine’s AB lassie -
well, that’s simply an on-line dreamy choice and fantasy.

[choux]

Hazi, your enterprise deserves success, good luck :)

[Jomlett]

Roses are red

And so is your girdle

I can’t get it off you

So let’s do Wordle

[Arksided]

Love them DTC Awesome :-)) and I thought I was the sarcastic one.

[mallyh]

Ilove you high
Ilove you mighty
i wish my pyjamas
were next to your nightie
Don't be mistaken
Don't be mislead
i mean on the washing line
not on the bed

[Doof45]

I wish that we could ride away
To some secluded hideaway
You’d woo me in our secret den
With a year’s supply of nurofen

[10ClarionSt]

We all have someone we care deeply about don't we? I am no exception, as this will show:

My wife has not been very well
Her legs are not too steady
I have to carry her down the stairs
To get me breakfast ready.

You see? Caring and thoughtful, aren't I? :o)

[rowanwitch]

rowanwitchNo romantic intent, but the temptation was too much.

Intrigued by similarities, where difference lies
There is room to challenge, yet I find you
Impervious to softer reasoning
The touch of humour outside your abilities
To comprehend, yet claimed as realities
No more real than a chaos butterfly
Should my laughter mock you
For your pretension

Roses are red, unless they are some other colour
Violets some shade on the blue purple spectrum
In the obscurity of strange profundity
We might make connection
I doubt 'twould be romantic
Somethings can't really be
But trying to get inside your head
Might be enough for me


I
Like
To argue
When the making up
Can be
Explosive
But
I won't
Argue
As you As
Are fixed
Within
Your
Certainties

[10ClarionSt]

Mmmm. Are you feeling alright, rowanwitch?

[douglas9401]

It comes around but once a year
And poets, all pretentious
Sharpen quills to scratch a line
Prize for the most contentious.

[naomi24]

I'd like to say I love you all,
But that would be just silly,
My love is not a thing I flout,
Or hand out willy-nilly.

The moaners, the groaners,
The boasters, the gents,
The straight ones, the bent ones,
And those with so much sense.

A world of choice before me,
So who to pick? - I'm stuck,
Bet you thought you could end this rhyme,
Hmmm …. No such flipping luck!

I might try again later.

[Hazlinny]

I hereby solemnly declare that I don't fancy you one little bit
BUT
You are AB's shining star
And I admire you from afar
You're caring and kind
But not afraid to speak your mind
In decisions you are fair
You're honest and true
When eating an eclair
I always think of you. x

[rowanwitch]

10 clarion street
Of course I am, I chose the styles to fit the three was thinking of. I could produce a load of rhyming couplets and frequently do, but this felt more appropriate.

[ponkle]

Rosie's are red
Violet's are blue
I'm not wearing any
Are you

[Hazlinny]

My head was in a spin
When I saw your cheeky grin
I was mesmerised
By those inviting, thexy eyes
I know you've had your bad times
And I know you've had your sad times
But, Valentine, tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
Just forget those bars
And I'll take you to the stars.

[Canary42]

Poppies are red
My Dad is dead
Fighting the Nazis
78 years ago today
R I P my hero

[steg]

Violets are blue, romance is dead
Geez a bacon roll cause I’m needin fed

[Arksided]

Mad as a bat she drive me crazy
I love he her most as she'a a little bit Hazy
I wrote this little ditty just for you
I hope you like it every word is true...
The truth id I love football. :-)

[Arksided]

*is... damn clunky fingers on phone.

[DTCwordfan]

I had the 'system' add 'AB Editor - it should have been 'A/B Ed' to rhyme with red....