Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'
Stan Laurel: 'Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?'
Oliver: 'Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?'
Stanley: 'No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.'
Oliver: 'Was he building a house?'
Stanley: 'No, they were hanging him.'

[Patsy33]

There could have been a noose aboot the hoose..

[Old_Geezer]

Had him in suspense though.

[dustypuss]

Fell for that one.