A New Covid Variant

[naomi24]

The UK Health Minister has announced that due to the new Indian Covid variant …. Vindaflu …. people will now be offered the Punjab.  Please take this variant very seriously.  My neighbour caught it and has been in a Korma for a week.  Sadly he has only just buried his Naan who had a dodgy Tikka.  And as only five were allowed to attend the funeral it led to a right Arji Bhaji.

[gingejbee]

Presumably this has been passed by the racist police?

[Barsel]

Very good, very clever, made me laugh.

[retrocop]

I heard it has spread to Samosa. All very Sag. Bombay have ducked it though.

[Ken4155]

Unfortunately, Covid will be with us until Jalfrezis over. My advice is, if you've been offered a Bhuna jab, take it. You'd be Madras not to.

[Ken4155]

^

In fact, you'd be a complete dopey assa.

[retrocop]

UK Prime Minister, Rich Dhansack is sending aid,details are Murghi

[Floko]

What a right curry on. 

 

[Patsy33]

Everyone seems to be cumin down with it. If you feel chilli, plump that pilau up and get to bed.

[fripfrip]

Don't punka wallah if you ignore this sound advice.