Society & Culture1 min ago
A Few From The Daily Rag
I was furious when I saw two men having a pee just next to my brand new car until they told me they were from the website
If Benny and Bjorn from Abba hd been called Steve and Dave,do you realise they'd have been known as Asda?
What's four inches long and drives women crazy? An empty toilet roll.
My pal just asked what three records I'd take if stuck on a desert island. I said that the long distance swimming one would be a good start.
A punter at Ayr races came up to me and said "Do you want the winner of the next race?" I replied "Well not really, I've only got a small garden."
If we're not meant to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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