Assisted Dying, Here's Where It...
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I read a blurb about a TV show about badly behaved dogs and it said 'Alexandra Burke is having trouble with her chihuahua...'
Does anyone else think about something other than a pet dog. Or is it just me?
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"I want it for my Schnauzer."
Pharmacist: "It should be ok but I wouldn't ride a bike for a while."
Can't remember how that joke starts.//
A woman was taking her dog to the vets because it had become deaf with excessive fur in its ears. The vet recommended Immac or some other hair remover for the problem, hence her visit to the pharmacist. He asked her if the ointment was for underarms or legs.
Told by Barrie Humphries