It's Too Early!

[Patsy33]

Note to all the premature Christmas decorators.

Calm down, Mary hasn't even told Joseph she's pregnant yet!

 

[Canary42]

She didn't have to - the Angel of the Lord had already admitted that it was God who had put her in the pudding club.

[Patsy33]

You mean Christmas pudding club?.. 😁

[Canary42]

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[andy-hughes]

Canary - // She didn't have to - the Angel of the Lord had already admitted that it was God who had put her in the pudding club. //

I am not a Christian, but i do attend Mass every Sunday, and as I understand it, it was the Holy Spirit who was responsible for Mary carrying the baby born as Jesus.

[Canary42]

There was an old lady most odd

Who claimed she was pregnant by God

It wasn't the almighty

Who'd lifted her nightie

'Twas the vicar the dirty old sod

 

[Patsy33]

Joseph has a warm pie on the table. He cuts Mary a peice of pie and she is thrilled by how amazing it tastes. So she asks Joseph, “Where did you get this pie from?”

Joseph tells Mary “I baked it!”

“Baked it?” Says Mary.

“Yes, right here in our home from scratch!” Says Joseph.

Mary looks at him confused then says “But we don’t have an oven.”

So Joseph looks her straight in the eyes and say “God helped me.”

Mary looks at Joseph annoyed, “Please, not this again.” as Joseph screams

“YOU SEE HOW THAT SOUNDS MARY?!?!?!?”