Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

[ToraToraTora]

My grandson loves the jokes of this form...

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Jack

I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.

 

[Karamia]

What do you call a woman with a lavatory on her head? .. Lou

What do you call a woman with 2 lavatories on her head?... Lulu

[Karamia]

What do you call a man who is nearly always late? ..Justin Time

And who is his mate? ...Harry Up

[Patsy33]

What do you call a man with a jug on his head?

Toby.

[Patsy33]

What do you call a man with a spear on his head?

Lance.

 

[ToraToraTora]

some I haven't heard before.......great thanks

[Prudie]

What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodward

[Moorea7]

What do you call a man with a trophy on his head?   Victor

 

[Prudie]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the sea?

Bob

[Togo]

What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head? 

Beartrix.

[Togo]

What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?

Beartrix Potter. 

[Patsy33]

What do you call a man with a casserole on his head?

Stew.

[Hopkirk]

What do yo call a man with a joint of pork on his head?

 

Hamed.

 

What do you call a man with two joints of pork on his head?

 

Mohammed.

 

What do call man with two joints of pork on his head and a vibrator up his bum?

 

Sheikh Mohammed.

[piggynose]

What do you call a man with a map on his head ?
Miles !

What do you call a woman with slates on her head ?
Ruth !

What do you call a man with some cat scratches on his head ?
Claude !

What do you call a man with a stamp on his head ?
Frank !

[zebo]

What do you call a woman dead at the bottom of a cliff?

 

Eileen Dover

[fourteen85]

Patsy 20.25 My brother is called neil. when he was at school, 55 years ago his nickname was Hassock

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^

I like that, fourteen .

Not sure whether Neil did! 😁

[Patsy33]

What do you call a man with a rug on his head?

Mat.

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a man with a key on his head? 

A;  Don

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a woman with a star on her head?

A;  Celeste

Q;  What do you call a woman with a Renault on her head?

A;  Cleo

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a woman who is a 'morning' person?

A;  Dawn