There Are Advertisements For Toupees Coming Up On My...

[sandyRoe]

...FB feed. I've two questions.  How can they know I'm folically challenged and would the toupee not make the scalp sweat.

Not planning to buy any, just wondering.

[Canary42]

Hair today, gone tomorrow. FB does seem to have a rather sinister knowledge about its members.

When ever I've worn a wig for fun, I have indeed suffered a sweaty head.

[Buenchico]

This definitely isn't my area of expertise but that nice Mr Google tells me that
(a) there's something called a 'toupee cap' (or 'wig cap'), which fits between the scalp and the hairpiece, for absorbing much of the sweat and for helping to hold the toupee in place; and
(b) it's possible to buy (at an alarmingly steep price, of course) special anti-perspirant for one's scalp:
https://www.holistique.co.uk/hair-system-products/ghost-no-sweat-scalp-antiperspirant-8fl-oz/

[Buenchico]

>>> "When ever I've worn a wig for fun . . . "

I've got to admit that you looked good in it down the pub last Saturday night, Canary42, but I bet that those high heels were giving you gyp! 😁

[Canary42]

Damn, I thought I wouldn't be recognised.  Must have been the Norwich City scarf which gave it away.

[sandyRoe]

I've a small collection of flat caps.  They'll do fine for me

[Old_Geezer]

Er.... do they do Stringfellow style toupees ?

Asking for a friend.

[1ozzy]

It could have been worse Sandy, adverts for a Merkin?

Please don't answer😪

[netherfield]

Easy answer, drop FB.

 

[sandyRoe]

You are all Merkin fun of a serious question.

I thought better of you. 😃

[1ozzy]

LOL, you thought wrong

[douglas9401]

Been enjoying his recent camper van programmes.

[Old_Geezer]

How can they know I'm folically challenged

 

Your mobile has been listening to you in the bathroom, muttering that it is far too shiny this morning.

 

(That has just led me to wonder why it is apparently spelt shiny, when by English guidelines it clearly should be spelt shiney (or maybe shieny,))

[Tyrion44]

THEY know you are 'folically challenged' because you possibly clicked on a relevent article on the internet and THEY now know something about you.

[davebro3]

I guess if you target enough people some of them will be bald...

[gulliver1]

Often wonder if Boris wears a wig I know his hero Trump does

[newmodarmy]

^Man crush alert

[1ozzy]

I asked a friend if he knew where I could obtain a toupee from.

"Not off the top of my head" he replied.