Starmer Telling Porkies

[drmorgans]

 

At last week's Labour party conference SKS demanded an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and "a return of the sausages", then immediately said "hostages".

Is his mind not the job?

 

[Togo]

Sausage and Hamash. 

[theshedman]

This has been on here a couple of times now but his mind is probably on where his next freebie is coming from and how he can try and hide the evidence.

[SIRandyraven]

His speech was sponsored by Walls Sausages.

[naomi24]

Jeremy Clarkson has been talking about this.  He says people who read speeches from autocue are concentrating on the autocue and remembering to morph their faces into the appropriate expression to fit the rhetoric at the right time, and are consequently not speaking from the heart.  Starmer's mind is on the job - just not the job he's trying to convince us he's doing.

[Ryzen]

Bangers and Cash

[Canary42]

Since he corrected his slip of the tongue his mind obviously is on the job. [correcting your slip in making this claim]

But hey ho, don't let that stop you airing your bitterness at the country's overwhelming rejection of the Terrible Tories.

[Peter Pedant]

Jeremy Clarkson has been talking about this.  He says people who read speeches from autocue....

oh yes He was the one who HIT one of his staff with the autocue and said, "oh sorry I thought it was a light sabre"

[Peter Pedant]

oh come on, be fair, he was probably thinking about lunch

[Peter Pedant]

 his next freebie is coming from and how he can try and hide the evidence.

and EATING the evidence is a good solution

[Mozz71]

Someone should remix the speech into a dance tune. It sounds like a dancefloor banger to me.

[ToraToraTora]

That was the wurst!

[Mozz71]

I like being frank.