Church Announcements ...

[Patsy33]

Church Ladies With typewriters are at it again!

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..
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[elliemay1]

Thank you Patsy, really funny especially the first one 😂🤣

A purse has been found outside the church, if you think it's yours, you can go to Helen Hunt for it (Helen being the secretary!)

[Patsy33]

^^^^

Love it! 🤣

[Khandro]

'Would any ladies interested in joining the Young Mothers Club, meet me in the vestry after the service.'

[Patsy33]

^^^^

😁