I Wonder Why This Number Is Rising So...
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considering the 'when did u last cry' question....on a more positive note what was the last thing that really made you laugh (so hard u did a little wee!)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.some of my best memories have happened in local theatres. a few years ago a friend had a role in a children's drama production and we were practically forced to go along on openning night and be subjected to a chorus of eight year olds belting out the hits from 'Annie'.
the thing was bloody awful.
In an attempt to rescue the evening we hit the bar during the interval and down a couple of vodkas.
then during the second half the staging fell down on the token fat kid (not meaning to be rude here..but you know the type) i burst out laughing (i have a sick sense of humour) whilst everyone else was gasping. then i felt a tap on the shoulder - her bloody mother was sitting behind me and asked me to have some decorum - that of course set all my mates off laughing.
The minute they sang the last verse of 'tomorrow' i was outta my seat; quick vodka at the bar; and home!
Good Stories! I was at a movie theater with my boyfriend, watching some Vampire Flick, the music was roaring and the scene was a dark dungeon with candles...very eerie. The music stops as the camera zooms closer to the coffin.........meanwhile Im sitting not with my legs crossed like a lady, but like a guy sits, with my foot on my knee but my toes were wedged in between the crack of the seats. Well this was stadium seating, so the guy infront of me had his head closer to where my foot was. Well I was getting antsy and needed to change my leg position , but I didn't want to disturb anyone around me because it was so quiet , and we all knew something scary was going to happen...so i move my foot off of the leg but my toes got stuck in the crack...so i pull a little harder (RIGHT AS THE COFFIN IS ABOUT TO OPEN) .....and BAMB I wack that back of the guys seat just as the vampire comes storming out of the coffin!!! The guy flew forward and his baseball cap flew off his head, literally scaring the absolute crap out of him!!!!! The timing could not have been any perfect!!!!!!
Oh my goodness, me and my boyfriend were laughing so hard as I whispered to the kid I was sorry. But the best part about it was that this kid was real tough looking with his hat, baggy clothes, and earings....he looked like he had seen a ghost!
one of my funniest memories was me and a friend sticking an empty kitchen roll tube through our letterbox and shouting things out to people who walked past our front door. they couldn't work out where the noise was coming from and watching their expressions just cracked me up.
Another is a time we left a porn magazine outside our house on the pavement and filmed from the upstairs window to see their reactions. it's amazing how many people attmpted to take it home or take a sneaky peek before we shouted down and let them know they'd just been caught on camera. watching the tape back was so funny.
i hasten to mention i'm in my twenties with a professional job; but you can't beat a childish sense of humour!
I was laughing out loud just now, in fact, after reading over the answers to kh_merrills 'Green Crisps' thread:-
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Food-and-Drink/Question216461.html
just read the green crisps thread...so funny!!
thanks guys...had a bit of a dull week and woke up feeling a bit down but you lot have really cheered me up. i swear answerbank must just attract the nicest funniest people in the world. if only my whole life was filled with people like you it would be so much easier.
i was sunbathing topless on a white bath towel. i sat up to talk to a new couple, my hubby beside me looking all proud (!!??) i was leaning forward chatting when i let a wee pocket of wind go...only it wasnt and i sh*t my bikini bottoms...i ran to my room with the towel round me. when i came back down to the poolside my hubby had told everyone..even the Germans!!!