Funny Names

[Tha-Flash]

Ok look, I want to make one huge list (THE BIGGEST LIST EVER) of funny names. When people read them out it's already too late because they've said it or haven't even realised.

I will give a few obvious examples to get the ball rolling...

Ben Dover
Hugh Jarse
and Mike Hunt!

Come on... THE BIGGEST LIST!

[curiosity]

Mita Singh ? next up on the Karaoke. i work with a Mita Singh.

[raysparx1]

Betty Swollocks

[Roden]

Phil McCracken
Gedupta Singh
Amanda Huggenkis
Mary Hinge

(all classics) but looks liek this list wont be the longest in the world after all

[Goodsoulette]

someone told me recently that parents unwitting names there little boy Drew Peacock

[makemesmile]

Ivor Biggun
Minjita (not sure of spelling)
That's all I can think of, sorry : )

[raysparx1]

Jack Daw

Angus mcCoatup

Mustapha poop

Betty Diddit

Rose Bush

teresa Green

tammy Pax

Eileen Dover

Hugo First

Mahatma Coat

[tinkertontom]

john thomas

[crete]

Annette Curtain.

[fee-is-me]

My god - do you people REALLY find these funny?

[spudqueen]

I once worked with a bloke called Richard Cox, even worse his initials were R A W Cox!

[imajenarry]

we used to have a customer called roger mee.(always tickled us) chris peacock also good un.

[B00]

Fee- yeah, appeals to my childish nature ;-)

Gloria Stits.

[Postdog]

I'm a postman. I've seen letters/stuff for

Wayne King
Rosie Balls
Peter File
A Yu
Roger daily
Master Bates
Mary Hinge (think about it)
Norma Stitz

And would you believe only one of them (the last) was probably a joke - the rest were genuine.

[Octavius]

Bart did loads.....

Mr C Lion
Mr Kahalic, firat name Al
Oliver Clothesoff
I P Freely
Jacques Strap
Seymour Butts
Homer. Homer who? Sexual.
Mike Rotch
Amanda Hugginkiss (as in looking for)
Ivana Tinkle

[Tha-Flash]

It's going better than I imagined.

Keep them coming.

Ophelia Crotch

[angeldraws]

Where i used to word we would leave messages for colleagues saying that XX rang - please call back....these included:-

Emma Royds
Sam Widge
Ivor Stiffun
Ivor Whiffer
Miss Dake
Nick Astain
Eileen Doubt
Tess Tickles
Swetina ********* (she's Russian!!)
Ahmed MashEd Masel
R Sole
Tom Arter
Jack Russell
P D File
Holly Stick
Mr Rearsley
Gita Mout
Carrie Kot
Wendy House
Shaun Lamb
Iona Ford
Rama ******
C Phillis
Holly Day

Heck...did we ever do any work....? Lol
I'm sure there were more.......

[angeldraws]

oops - should read 'Swetina B0LL0-CK0V and Rama C0Ck in

[lankeela]

Tanya Hyde

[jmck66]

curtis dickov

[johnlambert]

what ever happened to hugh jarse?
Seriously though, I was in the Army with a Pte John Pottie, he was a great bloke and a fantastic soldier but he never got promoted or taken seriously, the RSM called him "Pottie by name, Pottie by nature"
I'd love to know what happened to him if anybody knows