Paddy the duck

[greenrook]

A duck walks into an Irish pub and orders a pint of Guinness. The barman thinks, Christ a talking duck, serves him and says 'you're not from round here, are you?' The duck says no, he isn't , he just has a month's work while they're building the new School up the road. The barman says 'I could put you in the way of some serious money, my brother runs a circus and he would REALLY like to meet you' The duck looks thoughtful and says ' A circus you say, isn't that all tents and things, and caravans?'
'Oh yes' says the barman, 'that's how they live'
The duck says 'then what the Hell would your brother be wanting with a plasterer?'