xmas meal awards...

[natnatnat]

I need to arrange awards for my staff at the staff xmas meal. The need to be funny not serious ones - any ideas?

[spurslady]

At my boyfriends work at the Christmas party they do awards for the worker who has stank the toilet out the most that year,(they are all male except the secretary), The winner gets a wooden hand made sign that says 'Do not enter for 30mins'.

They do one for the person who is always late, one who has the biggest flatulence problem, who looks the most hungover more often....etc.

[what..the?]

if you dont have many staff it would be nice to give everyone an award so they dont leave empty handed

[B00]

I remember at one of our works do's they held a "Readers Wives" award.....was very well recieved too, sadly I wasn't even nominated :-(

[BBWCHATT]

1. One who "passes the buck" the most often.
2. Moocher/pen stealer/cigarette borrower.
3. Takes the most days off.
4. One who has the most excuses.