woman with one tooth

[berniecuddles]

What do you call a woman with one tooth?
juanita!

went to the dentist aked him what he reccomended for yellow teeth he replied " a brown tie"

what do you call a man with a small penis?
justin!

[con-amca]

If the tooth was in the middle of her mouth we could have called her "central 'eating".

[Grunty]

You beat me to it, baldhair. In the 1960s the maintenance man at a cinema near London was called the Central Eating Engineer for just that reason.