C'mon then who got the worst cracker joke.

[KingOpabinia]

I'll start
Q. How do snails keep their shells shiny?

A. They use snail varnish

Merry Crimbo one and all.

[maximo]

What's big, hair, and flies?

A: King Koncorde.


PMSL!!!! they're so bad, it's hilarious!

[Tha-Flash]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
It had no body to go with.

What does minimum mean?
A very small mum.

[Athley]

What does Father Christmas give his reindeer on a cold morning?

...... Santa Freeze



boom boom!!!!

[enigma]

What happens when you play table-tennis with a bad egg ?

First it goes ping , then it goes pong !

[zigzag]

whats black and white and red all over?
(answer)a sunbirnt penguin.
yes thats right (sunbirnt)
friggin chinese need to learn how to spell
lmao

[Robinia]

~ What's sweet & swings through the trees?

~ Tarzipan.

:o)

[matty1]

Why did the tortoise cross the road?

To go the Shell shop

[China Doll]

< Walks in, shakes head and groans, walks back out again muttering something about humbugs >