A bloke is driving...

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through Wales when his car breaks down. He calls out the AA and a mechanic comes out, looks under the bonnet and tells the driver 'you've blown a seal'... the driver looks at him and says 'you can talk, you f*ck sheep'...

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pmsl.....

[Trillipse]

i thought the better version involved an eskimo with a motor sledge, who's response was (wiping his mouth) "No, that's just a bit of mayonnaise...")