Guts & Balls....

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GUTS & BALLS

Subject: Medical distinctiions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."


This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.


Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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Talking of intoxication - I met up with one of my long lost cousins for the first time last week. She said that just after she was born, her Father (my Dad's brother) had a few pints in a pub, then went off to the Register Office to get her registered.

When he arrived home a few hours later, her Mother asked for the birth certificate. She was shocked to find that the name on it was Jeannette Ellis - when in fact it should have been Jeannette Alice - after our Grandmother!

I'm not sure whether it took guts or balls to explain that one!