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[ummmm]

When a woman is sexually excited...........her nipples get hard and her pussy starts quivering.................


What's her ar5ehole doing?????







He's down the pub having a pint....!!!!!!!

[Athley]

A good one ummmm

I will put in my appreciation before the humbug censors arrive with sirens flashing!!

:o)

[stewey]

I think I can hear them coming n...............





{fades off into portentous silence}

[ummmm]

You can hear who coming Stewey?

[stewey]

Obviously, the arriving, flashing sirens.

[ummmm]

Oh...sorry....I misunderstood....

[battersby]

Don't you have any pride ummmm? Keep the filth for MSN please?

[ummmm]

Believe it or not Daisy....Yes I do....Lot's

This is the Joke section....people without a humour should stay out.......

Simple.....

C'ya...bye

[Marvelman]

lol ,very funny, battersby i suggest you dont look at this section again,

[ummmm]

Yay.....Thank you Marvelman.....

It made me laugh anyway......

[Athley]

I can't understand why people who don't like jokes look at this site either!! I think you need to keep a broad mind open when it comes to humour.

:o)

ps glad it didn't get banned (yet)

[ummmm]

I know.....It's mad isn't it?

Maybe we should all stick to knock knock jokes...!!!!!

[berniecuddles]

Batersby Y A W N !!