I was sat at the bar of a pub on the outskirts of Glasgow, while the Landlord pulled me a pint I noticed dozens of old photo's of famous celeb's pinned on the wall behind the bar. The Landlord saw me looking at the photo's and said, Aye all the stars come to my pub. There was a photo of Lu Lu as a young girl singing on a small stage, Mel Gibson and Jamie lee curtis enjoying a game of darts, Marlon Brando and Jack Nicholson sitting on their motor bikes outside. I pointed at one of the photo's, which was of Billy Connoly with his arm around the shoulder of Walt Disney and asked, whats the connection there ? Not a much said the landlord, Billy Connoly tells Jokes and walt dis-ney
Well Stewey, When I first heared it, it was a very short 'what's the difference between joke; which works ok if you can pull the Scott's accent off.
I decided to change it all and add a few embelishments ("poetic licence") of my own to build up to a climax or anti climax, what ever way you look at it. Thanks Tbird+