Chemist

[dinosour]

I went to the chemists the other day. I said do you have that Viagra, he said I do, I said can you get it over the counter? he said I can if I take two. I said could I get some ? He said do you have a doctor's presciption, I said no but I have a photo of the wife!!.

This bloke phones the chemist, he said do you sell those incontinent pants? the chemist said yes I do,Do you deliver,asked the man,yes said the chemist where are you ringing from? The waist down he repled!!!!

[Trillipse]

incontinence pad joke: v. v. good indeed