Last Rites

[Theland]

A guy on his deathbed tells his relatives to send for the priest and his lawyer.
They do so, thinking that naturally, the dying man wants the last rites and maybe change his will.
When the priest and lawyer arrive, the dying man tells them to stand at the head of the bed, one either side.
"What for?" they ask.
He replies, "Because I want to die like Jesus, between two thieves."