20 years married
There was a couple been married 20 years and every time they made love husband insisted turning out the light.Well after 20 years wife felt this was ridiculous.She figured she could break him out of this crazy habit so one night when they were in the middle of a wild screaming romantic session she turned on the light and looked down and saw that her husband was holding a small battery operated pleasure device-a vibrator soft wonderful and larger than the real one.She went completely balistic "you impotent b****rd "she screamed "how could you have been lying to me all these years you'd better explain yourself.The husband looked her straight in the eye and said"I will explain the toy if you explain the kids"