post man pats last day

[wendilla]

It was postman's pat last day on the job after 35 years of delivering mail in the same villages.When he arrived at the first house he was greeted by the whole family who hugged him and congratulated him and gave him a cheque for �50.At the second house they gave him a gold watch the third house gave hima bottle of whiskey and the fourth he was met at the door by a dumb blonde .She took him to her bed room and blew his mind with the most passioniate love evert then she made him a full breakfast bacon egg tomatoes sausage the lot As she was pouring him a cup of coffee he noticed a �5 note sticking out from under the cup."All this is too wonderful for words "he said"but what's the �5 for""well "said the dunb blonde"last night I told my husband it would be your last day and we should do something special for you so I asked him what to give you "and he said"F*CK him give him a fiver"she smiled shyly and said"the breakfast was my idea.