flamingo
A man went into a pub with a flamingo and a cat. He says "I'll have a pint," the flamingo says "I'll have a pint and the cat says "I'll have a pint but I'm not paying!" They finish their drinks and the man says "I'll have a pint" the flamingo says "I'll have a pint" and the cat says "I'll have a pint but I'm not paying!" This goes on, eventually the flamingo and the cat go to the toilet so the barman asks the man what's going on. "Well" said the man "It's a long story....I found an old lamp and a gave it a rub and out popped a genie who granted me three wishes. First I asked for a million pounds he said it was already in my bank, I asked for a Rolls Royce, he said it was parked outside" He paused "Then I made my mistake I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy!!!!!"