a care worker

story_teller | 09:00 Tue 13th Mar 2007 | Jokes

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takes a coach load of blind people on a day trip they go to the zoo and then on to a fair on the way back they pass a country pub and the care worker decides to pull over to have a drink he lives the blind people outside the pub playing football after 10 mins or so the barman says excuse me i dont want to appear rude but are those blind people with you??? yes saysthe man why whats the problem the barman says how can blind people play football? well we put a bell in the ball and they follow the sound.....thats all well and good my good friend but take a look outside they are kicking the sh*t out of the local morris dancers!!!