Extra marital-sex

[Octavius]

My wife says she wants more. She says that two times a night is not enough and we should be doing it at least three times. When I mentioned quality, she just said "pfuff".

Do you think she has a point? Or is Mrs O just being greedy wanting some extra O? I've got big thumbs you know.

[ummmm2]

Octavius....this could lead to smut :-)

How does she want it? One after the other or spread out throughout the day? You really should find out and then you can adjust your diet to suit. Plenty of redbull should help.

Congratulations on the big thumbs....

[crete]

octavius, im assuming you have been sitting in the sun for too long today. and may indeed be dehydrated, or you have just woken up from your afternoon nap,

[redcrx]

ah but have you got a big nose?

[opera winfre]

isnt Mrs O just being greedy wanting some extra??

[unruliejulie]

all i can say is, my God octavius, you must be good!!!!!! lol

[Champagne]

I'm sorry, but I just don't understand your question. Surely you should be providing it on tap? In fact, if you were doing your job properly then she wouldn't have to ask, would she? Now get back there and do the job properly!

And don't forget to wash your hands first!

Oh what an atmosphere.

[Skreecheeboy]

Luby luby luby luby luby!

[Supernick]

3 times a night? Easy, that's 10 minutes in total. Isn't it? You can probably squeeze it in during advert breaks in Midsummer Murders

[Octavius]

Quite right Supernick, but one feels when watching Midsomer Murders, that the advert breaks are the best bit.

[sleepyj]

two times a night !! she is a lucky lady i would be happy 2 times a month lol :(

[Champagne]

I'm jealous of anybody who's getting any.

I think the world should be banned any sexual activity when I'm celibate.

[mccfluff]

don't worry champers i'm celibate too!

[Supernick]

As am I. I don't like bringing it up but I got bl00dy dumped on Sunday, so that's me celibate for who knows how long.

[peppy]

Am I the only one who doesn't get the ' big thumbs ' remark ?
Like the judicious placement of the dash btw Octavius ; - )

And " pfuff " ? Love it x x

[peppy]

Oh no , my face has gone in two, what do I do next ??? !!!

[redcrx]

someone please pass peppy the selotape

[peppy]

; - ) Aah that's better, thanks so much redcrx, owe you one x x

[Champagne]

That's nothing pep, I've grown a Hitler moustache.

:o#)

Sorry to hear your news, Supernick. xxx Do you want to go out and put the world to rights over a few bottles of vino with me? That's my answer to everything you'll find! ;o#D