if you insist!

[topogigo]

She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
and all night long it was offer and honour!

[brian j john]

shouldn't it end "he was on her and off her"

[topogigo]

no

[curlyperm]

i think brian might be right there??

[topogigo]

And i say he isn't.
Mainly because it was my joke and i don't remember inviting anyone to spellcheck or proof read the bloody thing.
Go and ransack someone elses joke if you need to try and make yourself look clever. Which you haven't done anyway!!!

[curlyperm]

Good god almighty calm the f**k down, give yourself a bloody hernia over-reacting like that! And people dont OWN jokes, so get over yourself. jeeeez

[brian j john]

yeah ,,,

and my ending is funnier

[curlyperm]

hey Brian, shall we gang up on topogigo (just as a joke?)
ooooops sorry .... forgot they only like their OWN jokes!! heheheheheheh

[topogigo]

Don't try and tell me that my postings are merely for the benefit of pedants and prementstruals to mander their critique. And be told, if i was offering to explain how an internal combustion engine worked and got it wrong i could expect to be given some useful pointers on how it really works, just having someone try and tell you how poor your delivery was is nothing but spiteful.
I think you both stink, go and jump in a vat of your own puke!!!!!!!
And yes, Brian J John, i think your ending would be bloody hillarioius

[brian j john]

sorry topo

[curlyperm]

............... ah well, you probably feel better now after that!
Sorry?? what for?

[topogigo]

Brian forgive my brusque tone, but too many people have exhibited a holier than everyone attitude on the AB and it does make me mad, Friends eh?

[brian j john]

ok ,, friends . post another joke

[Skreecheeboy]

I'd just like to say that I prefer Topogigo's version with the do it yourself punchline, more worthwhile when the penny actually drops!

[JonnyBoy12]

Talking of offering her honour, are there are young ladies out there who are like that here. You know what I mean, ladies. If so you know where are am. J (one single guy)