Crossing lady

[topogigo]

Why did the woman cross the road?........
Don't know, but what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

[playmisty]

she went to buy some rat poison...

[carrust]

Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?
She should have listened the first time!!

[Leight0n]

No no no.....

I've heard the black eye joke told like this.

"What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?"
"Nothing, you've already told her twice."

For the record..... I am in no way a wife beater and do not condone this. I appreciate that demostic violence is a problem and should not be turned in to a joke, but seriously, she should do as I say.

[topogigo]

Hey i feel the same myself, only the other day my partner put fromage frais on my mango fool instead of creme fraisch, did i complain? Well no, but some things cannot go unmentioned, i hadn't the heart to punch her in the throat, but i twisted her arm something rotten.

[carrust]

Skating on thin ice methinks. Hope that some of the growlers off B&S don't see this thread.