Croydon people = normal
People who don't live in Croydon = inferior
Northerners = short fat ugly people who can't speak properly
Countryside dwellers = redneck swivel-eyed foaming-at-the-mouth reactionary country bumpkins
Golf players = disgusting and unnatural
Local Councillors = short, fat, slimy and fundamentally corrupt
Bernardo = normal, moderate, reasonable, sensible and tolerant
Anybody who disagrees with Bernardo = Intrinsically evil, utterly morally wicked and depraved, insane, deserves to be ruthlessly exterminated