this northern couple go to spain 4 there hols,,,when unpacking the suit case the wife says to the husband" oh no i forgot to pack the gravey for our sunday dinners" dont worry hes says ,,i saw an english couple moving into the villa oppersite ill go and ask them,,,,so he sticks on his sombrairo and goes and knocks on the villas door,, when the door opens ,,the northern bloke says ,,,ayo anybisto,,the geezer says **** off you spanish ****