Oh god, here we go :)

[lucylocket69]

So was sitting in my office minding my own business when in walks the boss:

"How do you make a venitian blind?"

" Oh, god knows Sir, I don't know, sorry"

"You poke him in the eye hahahahahahaha"

And out he walks again. I though oh god, going to be one of those days. Have anyof you heard any real cr@p jokes lately, where you laugh because they aren';t funny? I'd love to him them haha

[sophie_1003]

i like that one! what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh! old but good!

[nutgoneflake]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

[Joe_the_Lion]

A) What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?

B) Yoko Ono

[whiffey]

How High is a Chinaman.

[raysparx1]

This is not a silly joke,it is the best joke ever.

What is brown & sticky ?





A Stick. That is just so funny.

[raysparx1]

What lays on the bottom of the sea and shakes ?

A nervous wreck.

[raysparx1]

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards

[4getmenot]

why was the sand wet? Coz the sea weed

[annie0000]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea (no eye deer!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!

[Doc Spock]

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs.?











A wonkey

[eash]

What is et short for?











Cos he's got little legs!

[~max~]

Ha ha ! Been telling those round the office and now we're all laughing our heads off!!! Thanks guys! :O)

[curlyperm]

why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?



so they can hide upside down in custard! (wait)



have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in custard?


NO?




Proves it works than! ; )

[burnhal]

or a man with a plank on his head..... Edwood

or even three planks ........ Edward Woodwood

[Baby Jane]

What will you call Postman Pat when he retires?

PAT

What is Rupert the Bears middle name?

THE

How do you make a swiss roll?

PUSH HIM DOWN A BANK

[posiedon]

what goes cluck cluck bang


chicken in a mine field

(it's bad, i know)

[raysparx1]

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore

[~max~]

Doctor, doctor! I've a steering wheel down my pants!!!
What's wrong??
Dunno, but it's driving me nuts!!

[~max~]

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
"Hang on to your nuts, this ain't gonna be no ordinary blow job!"

[raysparx1]

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?

Chicken Spocks!


What is a myth?

A female moth