rude nuns...

[Whickerman]

A bus full of nuns crashed, and all the nuns have, unfortunately, died. They found themselves standing in a line before the Pearly Gates and St. Peter's desk.

"Sister Mary, confess your sins" says St.Peter to the first nun in line. "Well, St. Peter, once I saw a naked man and I felt aroused the nun confesses". "Sister Mary, here is a bowl with holy water. Wash your eyes with it and you may enter."
Sister Mary did.

"Sister Elizabeth, confess your sins" says St. Peter to the next one. "Well, St. Peter, I touched a man's penis once and it ejaculated some sperm on my hand." "Sister Elizabeth, wash your hand with this holy water here and you may enter." Sister Elizabeth did.

Suddenly, there was some commotion in the line and a nun standing on the very end started pushing to the front. "What do you think you're doing, sister Magdalene?" asks an outraged St. Peter. The nun pushes to the bowl. "I want to wash my mouth with this water before sister Angela will have to put her ass in it!"