Stressed secretary.

[styley]

There are two secretaries working in an office together, one of them your average dumb blonde. Every day the blonde is coming out with meaningless blonde drivel until the other secretary can hack it no more and decides she needs a few days off or she'll go nuts. She comes up with a plan to do something which will lead the boss to offer her a few days off on the sick. The next morning she gets up onto her desk, jumps up and grabs hold of the light on the ceiling and starts swinging around shouting "I'm a lightbulb, I'm a lightbulb" The boss comes into the office to see what the commotion is and tells her to take the rest of the week off as she's obbviously under too much stress. She gets down onto the floor grabs her things and makes her way out of the office, with the blonde secretary walking behind her. "Where do you think you're going?" the boss asks the blonde secretary, to which she replies "I'm not sitting around working in the dark".

[dr john]

Good planning on the part of the blonde then, obviously brighter than either of them.

Dr (blond) John

[rugeleyboy]

lol