a mouse wakes up in the jungle

[story_teller]

and has the right hump scampers down 2 the pool where all the other animals are in the pool mouse shouts OI ELEPHANT you long nosed big eared tw*t elephant comes out the pool mousey says sorry ele sorry then he shouts OI LEOPARD you spotty b*st*rd i wanna word with you leopard comes out of the pool...sorry says mousey im really sorry ..next he shouts OI TIGER you strippy c**t i wanna have a word with you same thing happens ...well mousey slats every animal and they aint happy so lion goes 2 have a word with the mouse ...he says hi mousey why you have a pop at all the animals this morning thats unlike you...well mousey says....so one nicked my swimming trunks!!!!!!!!

[sophie_1003]

i dont get it??

[story_teller]

what???? r u blonde??

[sophie_1003]

oh rite, sorry just read through it again!!

[heathfield]

Oh! 'Someone nicked my swimming trunks'. Now i get it!

[keithlbw]

Read it
Read it again
And once more.
No.....still can't see any humour in it.