how can you tell which baby belongs to jordan

[Doc Spock]

it has got



















stretch marks round its mouth.

[B00]

Does Mrs Spock force you to come on here at night so she can get some peace?

[Goodsoulette]

Do you think Jordan can actually figure out which questions should go in which category?

[Doc Spock]

yes boo

[Doc Spock]

dont think so goody

[whiffey]

Why would that be, I don't understand, and frankly I can't go to bed with this torturing my mind.

[dot.hawkes]

whiffey what the doc is saying is that because jordan has large breasts her new baby will have stretch marks around it's mouth because she breast feeds. Simple enough.

[Doc Spock]

Sorry whiff, just imagine suckling those massive mammories.

[Doc Spock]

Thanks Dot.

[dot.hawkes]

not a good sign if it needs explanation though is it?

[whiffey]

Oh I see now, I was looking for something that wasn't there.

[Pippa68]

But her nipples are normal sized...aren't they?

[pussnboots]

Just to bring things back to normal Qs. Will she be able to breast feed after all that surgery....just wondered.

[Goodsoulette]

Boys are idiots, Pippa!

[stewey]

I think that pippa got to the point of the situation.

[Pippa68]

I saw a picture of her bottle feeding Junior when he was tiny..so I a not sure she is a breastfeeder anyway. However implants do not prevent breastfeeding.

Reductions can, I think.

Yes Goodie...female anatomy isn't one of their best knowledgeable subjects is it? lol.

[wizard69]

'Peter Andre goes to visit Jordan's plastic surgeon. "It's her breasts," says Peter. "They're so big I can't get my hands round them to fondle them properly." "I see," says the surgeon. "So you'd like me to perform a breast reduction." "No, no," says Peter. "I was wondering if you're any good at hand enlargements."'

[Bert]

Doc, the mother suckles the baby, or the baby suckles. You were imagining sucking those massive mammaries. Your spelling reminded me of what Bob Hope would have said, if he were still alive - "Thanks for the mammory."