Dizzy Blonde?

[johnlambert]

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says
she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow �5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the MOT and everything else checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
using a �200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a �5,000 loan. An employee of
the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the �5,000 and the interest, which comes to �15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow �5,000?"

The blonde replies...

"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only �15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

[RATTER15]

Brilliant!!!! Not sure it should have been about a blonde though, way too intelligent for a blonde!!

I do know a highly intelligent blonde though, she is a golden retriever that lives next door!!

[dippiblonde]

what does collateral mean?

[doziblonde]

It's like one of those weekly train tickets i think but for 2 weeks

[dippiblonde]

Oh well that makes sense now then like a megarider thing

[nightmare]

Sorry to be a pedantic git, but if it is a new Ferrari, why does it have an MOT ??

[doziblonde]

and does that mean I can take my bus ticket into a bank and get a holiday ? i am not pedantic too i am capricorn

[Katie~77]

Yaaaay it's the blondies!!!!!!!! Yes Doziblonde that's exactly what that means.x