Farmer Jones has a sick cow!!

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Farmer Jones,s cow is really sick so he phones up Farmer Bill, Yer!! he says!! you know that sick cow you had back a long, what did you give her??

Well said Farmer Bill, I gave the old girl a half a gallon of liquid paraffin. Farmer Jones says, half a gallon!!!!!!!!!

Farmer Bill says that's right, half a gallon!!!

So off goes Farmer Jones and give his old cow half a gallon of liquid paraffin, well the next day the poor old cow takes a turn for the worst, sh!ts like you would never imagine and died!!!!

So he phones up Farmer Bill and says, yer !! Farmer Bill you did say you gave your cow half a gallon of liquid paraffin didn't you? that's right said Farmer Bill, Half a gallon!!!

Well said Farmer Jones, I just gave Half a gallon to my sick cow, the old girl sh!t like you wouldn't believe then it fell down dead!!!!

Farmer Bill says, funny that!! so did mine!!!!




The old ones are the best!!!!! lol