A bride on her wedding night...

[Richie1976]

...says to her husband, "I must confess darling, I was a hooker." He says, "that's alright dear, your past is your past but I must admit I find it erotic, tell me about it."
She says, "my name was Bert and I played for Wigan."

[rugeleyboy]

excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!