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Hospital Round
A doctor is doing his hospital rounds accompanied by a local lady dignitary who has made a donation to funds.
In the first room there is a man having a w*nk - the lady dignitary is disgusted and asks why this man has not been chucked out. The doctor says he has a rare condition where his testicles fill up quickly with semen and he has to masturbate several times a day. Feeling a bit embarrassed at her response the dignitary apologises and they move on. In the next room there is a nurse giving a male patient a blow job. So whats the excuse for this she asks, well says the doctor, same condition, but this ones with BUPA.
In the first room there is a man having a w*nk - the lady dignitary is disgusted and asks why this man has not been chucked out. The doctor says he has a rare condition where his testicles fill up quickly with semen and he has to masturbate several times a day. Feeling a bit embarrassed at her response the dignitary apologises and they move on. In the next room there is a nurse giving a male patient a blow job. So whats the excuse for this she asks, well says the doctor, same condition, but this ones with BUPA.
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