The jigsaw puzzle

[wildwood]

This is quite an unusual joke....... it is about a Blonde!


A Man was out fishing and decided to call his blond girlfriend because she never once complained aboutleaving her alone for the weekend.
She told him that although she missed him, she kept herself busy with an interesting jigsaw puzzle of a rooster that she had bought at the local supermarket.

Next day he called her again and again she told him that she was getting really intrigued with the jigsaw puzzle as she had not even found one piece to match.

The following day was the last day of his fishing trip and he called his girlfriend again and again she told him that she was getting really frustrated with the jigsaw puzzle as she still had not even found one piece to match.

That evening the fellow arrived home and found his G/F in tears and as soon as she saw him she threw her arms around his neck sobbing uncontrollably.

"What on earth has made you so sad dear" he asked caringly.

"I still have not been able to match a one single piece of that rooster jigsaw puzzle I started on three days ago" she wept loudly.

"OK, lets have a look and see if I can help" now feeling quite guilty about his fishing trip. "where is the puzzle?"

When they came to the table that she had been slaving away on for three days he said
"I'm afraid you'll never be able to do that jigsaw darling".

He then tenderly placed his arm around her and softly said in a most loving manner "I'll go and make you a nice cup of tea and you put all the corn flakes back in the box"

[lankeela]

Good one.

[MarzipanQ]

Ummmmm, they say the old uns are the best and boy, they're not wrong:)

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I preferred the 'it's all beak' punchline